Choppy Sentences.

Are killing me. They’re. Everywhere. Can you tell I’m grading essays? Oh how lovely! Actually, the worst part is that I would rather be doing anything else πŸ™‚ Go figure.

So I’m catsitting a cat for a friend (of a friend). I know I’m pathetic, I can’t say no.

Complaints about said cat:

1. She’s ugly. Sorry. She just is. Lemme see if I can scrounge up a picture.That pictures kinda not showing how her colors don’t really blend. It does show that she’s obese though. Dang cat, I feed them twice a day and she still seems to be eating too much!

2. She’s retarded. Seriously. She can’t walk in a straight line and her eyes are HUGE, she just looks below average.

3. She sheds like you would not believe! This has to be the worst. I’m sorry, I love cats, but I cannot STAND their hair. And her favorite place to sleep while I’m at school? My pillow. Damn you Emmy.

4. She poops outside the cat box. Now, I thought I had this figured out, she likes a really clean cat box. NOPE. I cleaned it out last night and wahlah, more poop on the floor this morning.

Needless to say, someone (Me!) can’t wait until Emmy’s Mom gets home from Jordan in May. I should start a countdown. On the other hand, Simon absolutely loves playing with her. Dang, I might have to get another kitty…darn πŸ˜‰

Note: How the heck do you spell wahlah? I can’t believe I’ve never come across this before. Surely it’s easy and I’m just slow tonight.

Currently Reading: New Moon by Stephanie Meyer (slooow reading)

About keepingupwithkate

reader, runner, teacher, wannabe crafter
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